Harmacy Hot Sauce Co.
Variety Pack #1 - Best Sellers
Variety Pack #1 - Best Sellers
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This pack sets you up with the three most popular sauces in the Harmacy lineup! You can feast on a great spread of flavors at mild and medium levels of heat for easy enjoyment. If you want the extra hot variety pack, click here! Included are three 9oz jars, one each of the following flavors:
Brimstone Rimjob - This rich red pepper sauce forwards deep roasted flavors, earthy tahini, and fragrant Mediterranean spices. At first taste, Brimstone Rimjob doesn’t appear to be what it is; a wolf in sheep’s clothing. The second quickly reveals its true nature, a full flavored beast with lasting heat that mounts with each and every bite. Try this versatile condiment in marinades, soups, on pizza, or enjoy it with chicken of nearly any preparation. This is a perfect wing sauce as is! 6/10 heat.
Cinco - Cinco is a sauce flush with bright citrus, bold Latin flavors, and a smoky touch. The present, welcoming heat rushes to meet you, inviting you in for another bite, again and again, until the jar is empty. Pair Cinco perfectly with nachos, scrambled eggs, grilled meats, fish, and so much more! 5/10 heat.
Totec’s Tears - Xipe Totec (shee-pey toh-tek) is the Aztec god of spring and regeneration. The name literally translates to “our lord, the flayed one”, which embodies the Earth’s transformation heralding the arrival of spring, with life shedding its dead ‘skin’ and new plants sprouting from seed. Totec’s Tears brings old world flavors and ingredients forward in a richly colored and flavored sauce. Taste dried chilis, grilled plums, and earthy spices in this unique sauce! Try this on most any protein, with BBQ, in chili, and with Mexican cuisine! 1/10 heat.
Refrigerate after opening.
Ingredients
Ingredients
Brimstone Rimjob - Chili Peppers (Fresno, Jalapeño, Serrano, Habanero), Roasted Red Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Tomato, Onion, Tahini, Apricot, Garlic, Salt, Monosodium Glutamate, Coriander, Cumin, Garlic Powder, Liquid Smoke, White Pepper.
Contains: Sesame
Cinco - Chili Peppers (Jalapeño, Fresno, Habanero), Apple Cider Vinegar, Tomatillo, Onion, Clementine, Lime Juice, Cilantro, Apricot, Agave Nectar, Garlic, Salt, Coriander, Cumin, Monosodium Glutamate, Liquid Smoke, White Pepper.
Totec's Tears - Chili Peppers (Jalapeño, Guajillo, Ancho, Pasilla), Orange Juice, Onion, Tomato, Rice Vinegar, Plum, Garlic, Prunes, Salt, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Oregano, White Pepper, Cumin, Coriander, Monosodium Glutamate.
Nutritional info
Nutritional info
Brimstone Rimjob - about 26 servings per container
Serving size: 2 tsp (10g)
Per serving:
- Calories: 5
- Total Fat: 0g (0% DV)
- Saturated Fat: 0g (0% DV)
- Trans Fat: 0g
- Cholesterol: 0mg (0% DV)
- Sodium: 60mg (3% DV)
- Total Carbs: 1g (0% DV)
- Dietary Fiber: 0g (0% DV)
- Total Sugars: < 1g
- Incl. Added Sugars: 0g (0% DV)
- Protein: 0g (0% DV)
Per container:
- Calories: 130
- Total Fat: 10g (0% DV)
- Saturated Fat: 0g (0% DV)
- Trans Fat: 0g
- Cholesterol: 0mg (0% DV)
- Sodium: 1560mg (68% DV)
- Total Carbs: 26g (9% DV)
- Dietary Fiber: 10g (0% DV)
- Total Sugars: 23g
- Incl. Added Sugars: 5g (0% DV)
- Protein: 8g (0% DV)
The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.
Cinco - about 26 servings per container
Serving size: 2 tsp (10g)
Per serving:
- Calories: 5
- Total Fat: 0g (0% DV)
- Saturated Fat: 0g (0% DV)
- Trans Fat: 0g
- Cholesterol: 0mg (0% DV)
- Sodium: 40mg (2% DV)
- Total Carbs: < 1g (0% DV)
- Dietary Fiber: < 1g (2% DV)
- Total Sugars: < 1g
- Incl. Added Sugars: 0g (0% DV)
- Protein: 0g (0% DV)
Per container:
- Calories: 130
- Total Fat: 2.5g (0% DV)
- Saturated Fat: 0g (0% DV)
- Trans Fat: 0g
- Cholesterol: 0mg (0% DV)
- Sodium: 1040mg (45% DV)
- Total Carbs: 21g (8% DV)
- Dietary Fiber: 13g (46% DV)
- Total Sugars: 23g
- Incl. Added Sugars: 8g (0% DV)
- Protein: 5g (0% DV)
The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.
Totec's Tears - about 26 servings per container
Serving size: 2 tsp (10g)
Per serving:
- Calories: 5
- Total Fat: 0g (0% DV)
- Saturated Fat: 0g (0% DV)
- Trans Fat: 0g
- Cholesterol: 0mg (0% DV)
- Sodium: 50mg (2% DV)
- Total Carbs: < 1g (0% DV)
- Dietary Fiber: < 1g (2% DV)
- Total Sugars: < 1g
- Incl. Added Sugars: 0g (0% DV)
- Protein: 0g (0% DV)
Per container:
- Calories: 130
- Total Fat: 5g (0% DV)
- Saturated Fat: 0g (0% DV)
- Trans Fat: 0g
- Cholesterol: 0mg (0% DV)
- Sodium: 1300mg (57% DV)
- Total Carbs: 23g (9% DV)
- Dietary Fiber: 16g (56% DV)
- Total Sugars: 21g
- Incl. Added Sugars: 10g (0% DV)
- Protein: 8g (0% DV)
The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.
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Of the three sauces in the tester pack, the two-chili pepper variety is by far the hottest—and all three are incredibly flavorful. I’ve been using them almost daily since receiving the pack two weeks ago. While they aren’t cheap, the quality is clearly top-notch. I'd give this set a solid 5 stars if it weren’t for the high price -Ken
I'm a big hot sauce junky, and couldn't be happier with these. The Cinco is probably my favorite, with Totec's Tears offering a bit more heat and a close second. Overall the flavor in them all is awesome. Made a rack of ribs with Totec's Tears, did not disappoint. 10/10 will order again.
I’ll admit it—I was a little suspicious of spending this much on hot sauce. I mean, come on, it’s just peppers in a jar, right? WRONG. Harmacy Hot Sauce has officially ruined all other condiments for me.
I ordered the variety pack, and each jar was like a different level of spicy enlightenment. The flavors were absolutely mind-blowing—like my taste buds went to a rave and never came home. Every sauce had just the right kick to remind me it’s a hot sauce without sending me crying to my fridge for a milk chaser.
And the handwritten note? Chef’s kiss. Nothing says “we care about your fiery addiction” like a personal message in beautiful penmanship.
If you’re on the fence because of the price, trust me—skip a couple lattes and treat yourself. You’ll be a proud repeat customer like me, plotting your next order before the last jar is even half empty.
5 stars. 2 thumbs up. And possibly a tiny tear of joy (or spice).
Excellent hot sauce
Everything in the pack is delicious and spicy and amazing